Shallow Reader Post – Secret Origins Vol.2

Look at those thighs! She could be a linebacker!

November is here and I’m wondering how the year went by so fast. Soon I’ll be looking for excuses to buy books for myself at Christmas… Meanwhile, I’ve been cheerfully ingesting a bunch of comics and as usually happens when you eat too fast, I choked on this one:

It took me several days to read this tombstone. I am just going to do one line impressions of each story, ’cause I’ve had a long day and this is not worth it.

Chapter 1: In which the Stone family is introduced through some lame dialogue and DC screws up their own timeline while Victor deals with anger management issues.

Chapter 2: In which Bruce Wayne has a George Clooney chin but not the vinyl suit and Jason goes for ninja training to deal with anger management issues.

Chapter 3: In which we get gratuitous cleavage of Mera while she thinks furiously about Aquaman to deal with her exiled kingdom’s anger management issues.

Read me ranting about 21 chapters of anger issues in my usual snide way, over here.

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