Salut, mes amis. It is I, the neglectful one. I have a review as a peace offering. I promise it’s fun. It’s an interview with a comic book character. Come on, you know you want to read it…
You’d think there’s very little that could go wrong with this. Like, the backstory of an awesomely megalomaniac villain must be fun to read.
You’d be wrong.
Welcome to an interview with Thanos, folks.
Host: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the terror of the universe, the scourge of Titan and all round kicker of puppies. Please welcome THANOS!
Laugh at my feeble attempt at humor here.