Happy Leap Year Day, everyone! It’s been a while since I rage ranted in a snide fashion, so I decided not to disappoint. As an archaeology student, I always revel in someone else’s misery. Especially my own. Here’s an excerpt:
I don’t want to recount the plot because it gives me the hives just thinking about it. But in essence it is:
STORY 1
Magdalena (the new one) is sent out to kill Jackie
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Jackie has IQ reducing conversations with his literal demons
A prostitute and an enthusiastic Christian zealot have a pointless conversation on a bus
Some girl is dying of a coma somewhere and is somehow related to Jackie
Maggie finds Jackie
Fight scenes ensue where Maggie says meaningful things like, “The power of Christ compels you” and “OMG”
Jackie and the tentacle monsters say meaningful things like “!@£% you, ^&*$!”
Read the rest of that fairly long rant here. And then heave a sigh of relief that a certain someone finally won the Oscar 😉
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